Well then 20 days. Twenty days of not a single Latte.
Something that has helped me in the mornings has been loose Chai Tea. I make it very strong, without Sugar and without Milk. It doesn't stop me from thinking of the Sugar or the Milk. It does help pass the time. I feel that I could never enjoy the non-Latte Chai as much as a Chai Latte from Starbucks, but that may change.
I don't pine for Soda now, though I have lost most of my will to live.
What will I long for when I am done Jones'in for a Latte. Benedict Cumberbatch? Perhaps. He could very well be an even replacement for a Latte. He may beg to differ and his mum might find it offputting. However, it does seem like a decent obsession. I could become an Unruly Fangirl. Wear Sherlock Holmes inspired scarves and decorated my home with Skulls and Chemistry sets including petri dishes filled with unknown substances. Install a large poster of the Science Of Deduction and a ohhh, Mr. Cumberbatch in a Speedo dripping with sexuality and steam in the...ohh steam reminds me of foam. Foam reminds me of Lattes. Lattes remind me, like Mr. Cumberbatch, I won't be having either.
Something that has helped me in the mornings has been loose Chai Tea. I make it very strong, without Sugar and without Milk. It doesn't stop me from thinking of the Sugar or the Milk. It does help pass the time. I feel that I could never enjoy the non-Latte Chai as much as a Chai Latte from Starbucks, but that may change.
I don't pine for Soda now, though I have lost most of my will to live.
What will I long for when I am done Jones'in for a Latte. Benedict Cumberbatch? Perhaps. He could very well be an even replacement for a Latte. He may beg to differ and his mum might find it offputting. However, it does seem like a decent obsession. I could become an Unruly Fangirl. Wear Sherlock Holmes inspired scarves and decorated my home with Skulls and Chemistry sets including petri dishes filled with unknown substances. Install a large poster of the Science Of Deduction and a ohhh, Mr. Cumberbatch in a Speedo dripping with sexuality and steam in the...ohh steam reminds me of foam. Foam reminds me of Lattes. Lattes remind me, like Mr. Cumberbatch, I won't be having either.
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