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Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Day 20 Without Chai Lattes, Situation Desperate

Well then 20 days. Twenty days of not a single Latte.  

Something that has helped me in the mornings has been loose Chai Tea.  I make it very strong, without Sugar and without Milk.  It doesn't stop me from thinking of the Sugar or the Milk.  It does help pass the time.  I feel that I could never enjoy the non-Latte Chai as much as a Chai Latte from Starbucks, but that may change.  
I don't pine for Soda now, though I have lost most of my will to live.

What will I long for when I am done Jones'in for a Latte.  Benedict Cumberbatch?  Perhaps.  He could very well be an even replacement for a Latte.  He may beg to differ and his mum might find it offputting.  However, it does seem like a decent obsession.  I could become an Unruly Fangirl.  Wear Sherlock Holmes inspired scarves and decorated my home with Skulls and Chemistry sets including petri dishes filled with unknown substances.  Install a large poster of the Science Of Deduction and a ohhh, Mr. Cumberbatch in a Speedo dripping with sexuality and steam in the...ohh steam reminds me of foam.  Foam reminds me of Lattes.  Lattes remind me, like Mr. Cumberbatch,  I won't be having either.  

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